Here are my top ten favourite sayings. Enjoy!
• A fool and his money are soon elected
• Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defence.
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father, not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
• If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
• My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• Whoever said violence never solves anything clearly didn’t enjoy it as much as I do.
• My loyalty can never be brought, but it can always be rented.
• I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I couldn’t fit my head that far up your ass.
• What’s the difference between bullshit & horsecrap? Bullshit is when the person talking horsecrap knows they’re talking horsecrap.
• What’s the difference between capitalism & communism? In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism it’s the other way around.
